Inside the Little Plastic Castle

Thanks, minoanmiss, for introducing me to a channel of very funny cooking videos. Much of bignibbles humor is visual: for example, he uses rubber hands and feet to stroke the ingredients, and an SD card to pry open cans. In this case, the final Clitheroe open-faced sandwich is a dead ringer for a vulva, with the lips sculpted from layers of ham, an olive for a clitoris, and cream cheese for the healthy secretions. On-screen accurate captions with those annoying backlights.

https://youtube.com/shorts/jt_akkdz_dg

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LettersLive features UK celebrities reading strange letters which somehow raises money. Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch reading a complaint letter about a gent who’s deploying a blow dryer to remove the moisture from his generative undercarriage. Autocraptions maybe 90% accurate.

https://youtu.be/yht39xcyvdk

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ElleCordova is back with another hilarious and carefully written skit between and among groups not known for their speaking skills. Last time it was fonts; now it’s punctuation marks! On-screen perfect captions.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ky0yoo7_y0o

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Thanks to GuyZero at MetaFilter, here's a grand visual toy. You too can while away a couple hours clicking and giggling.

Need a safety sign? August 18, 2020

Need an ANSI Z535-compliant safety sign? Sure you do. Here's a convenient sign generator in case you need to let people know that something is dangerous.

https://www.metafilter.com/188296/Need-a-safety-sign

At MeFi you’ll find more than 200 hundred meme attempts. The MeFi posts are the punchlines — you click through to see the image.

Here’s mandolin_orange's contribution. The post contains exactly the words "BUCKLE UP." This links to a generated Warning! sign with icon of closing seat belt + icon of person trapped under wheeled machine with text reading "Buckle up. I'm a fucking awful driver."

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Damon Burke, of Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, made this tool to generate safety signs for labs, machine shops, and the insides of our overtaxed brains. To go directly to the generator, visit https://observatory.db.erau.edu/generators/signs/. Scroll down to "New to safety signs" for instructions.

That Deaf Guy is a newspaper-style comic strip that's been funny for five years. I found it today, and I grinned through every one. (No text descriptions, tragically.)

click through for image, my description follows here
http://www.thatdeafguy.com/?p=106

[Image description: At a restaurant, two women at a table look over at a booth where a child, father, and mother are signing. The child is signing "Yes," the father is signing, "You have to poop right now?" and the mother is signing, "This minute?" One of the woman at the table says "Isn't sign language beautiful?" Description ends]